Joke of the Day

Did you know God was a pharmacist ? He gave Moses two tablets

How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? He had a great net income

Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go? He was in ‘de Nile

Need an ark? I Noah guy You’ve been punned

At what time of day was Adam created? A little before Eve

Who was the smartest man in the Bible? Abraham. He knew a Lot

What do you call a Bible character who just pulled up to church? A parking Lot

What do you call a priest whose also a lawyer? Father in law

How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera