Joke of the Day

Why do male dogs float on water? Cause they’re good buoys

God is talking to one of his angels and says, “Do you know what I have just done? I have

Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark? Because Noah was standing on the deck.

Where was Solomon’s Temple located? On the side of his head.

What did Jonah’s family say when he told them about what happened before reaching Nineveh? “Hmm, sounds fishy.”

It was Palm Sunday but because of a sore throat, 5-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When

Who is the greatest baby-sitter in the Bible? David – he rocked Goliath to sleep

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?   Ruth-less

If God is your co-pilot, swap seats

What’s the best way to study the Bible? You Luke into it