Joke of the Day

Who was the greatest moneyman in the Bible? Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation

What do you call a prophet who’s also a chef?   Habakkuk

What’s a believer’s favourite fruit? Spiritual.

How do you know that atoms are Orthodox? They have mass.

Who was the greatest moneyman in the Bible? Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel.

“I’m on coptic reader!” Every deacons excuse to be on his phone during Odas

What’s so funny about forbidden fruits? They create many jams.

What was the first word out of Adam’s mouth when he first saw Eve? Whoa man! Thus, the word “woman”

How many people can you fit in one Honda? Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one