Joke of the Day

What’s a dentist’s favourite hymn? Crown him with many crowns.

Who do mice pray to? Cheesus.

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? Absolutely ruthless

If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus was a little lamb… Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?

How do groups of angels greet each other? Halo, Halo, Halo.

The Lord said unto John, “come forth and receive eternal life”, but John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why didn’t Noah ever go fishing? He only had two worms.

Did Eve ever have a date with Adam? No, just an apple.

Moses was leading his people through the desert for 40 years. It seems, even in Biblical times men avoided asking